what the *#%§! is elektrohasch?

Elektrohasch is the damn fucking best stuff to blow your mind to nirvana and back. And we here are exactly the people who distribute it to everyone lucky enough to know us.
Countless industrious, upright workers from cultivation-sydicates such as Colour Haze, Hainloose or UGH! regard to our strict quality controls to make you, our valued customer very happy. Of course it's our demand, to rend you, our valued customer and our valued cultivators as happy as possible 'cause only happy people will do happy thingumabob, and we care a lot 'bout that.
Rest In Rock!
Your Elektrohasch-Team